What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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